Thursday, May 26, 2016


"That one time Christian brought a cow head home from the ranch."
Part 1

Christian calls Stephanie on the phone while driving home from the ranch. Both audibly excited to finally reunite after ten days of being apart.
Christian:    I will be home in about five hours! I am so excited to see you!  
                    I have a surprise for you, it's a cow head with horns, 
                    I think you'll love it.

Stephanie is picturing this cow's head and smiling.

Stephanie:    I do love those! Those are so Georgia O'Keeffe!  
Christian:    See you tonight, darling! Bye!
Stephanie:    OK, drive safe, sweetie, bye!

----------the next morning----------

Cow head sitting on some rocks outside in the backyard. Stephanie sees the head, cringes, and walks into the office where Christian is.

Stephanie, Wait, is THAT the head you brought home? 
(Stephanie is pointing out the window.)
Christian:    Yes! It's cool, hu?! 
(Christian is smiling really big.)
Stephanie:    Wait, but it still has eyeballs...does it still have its brains?
(Stephanie is disgusted/shocked)
Christian:    Do you want me to take it back to the ranch?
Stephanie:    Huhhhh,  ya.
Christian: OK. I will. It is gross. Did you see the rattlesnake I skinned and brought home?
I thought you'd like to put that somewhere in the boy's room.  They'd love it!

The End.

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