Straight To Jail

 Someone has decided to bite while nursing.  

With three teeth, one of which is ginormous, I think it's hard not to.
I'm going to let it slide a little longer, but if she keeps it up, 

we're going to have to put Minnie on a Performance Improvement Plan (PIP) 

or an LCA- Last Chance Agreement. 

These are all real things; I looked them up.

For now, I put her straight to jail.

Crib jail.

But she only stays three seconds because I can't get mad

at her.  I mean, look at her, could you?