Today I acted like a mom, got up, put real-life clothes on,
and took Lottie
to her 8th-grade back-to-school doctor's appointment.
Then, after we went to the mall for school shopping.
Online shopping is where it's at because who wants
to be at the mall weeks before the first day of school?
Not this old pregnant mom.
But we did anyway.
With the help of a Chick-fil-A milkshake, we did it.
When I got home, I looked in the mirror to find I had
sat on an orange peanut M&M at some point
during our shopping experience, which had embarrassingly
stained my behind.
I stared at myself in the mirror and looked and felt unrecognizable.
I'm pregnant, but I don't look pregnant- just chubby,
and I hate wearing clothes because nothing fits,
And I feel horrible all the time.
I'd like to just skip to the end.
