Did you know there was such a thing as
Well, yes, there is, and the boys saved their money and bought one.
And it came in the mail today.
When they got home from school, they opened it up and nibbled on it
now it's on the kitchen counter, displayed appropriately next to the oranges.
They even begged me to let them take it to school.
I said NO WAY.
Can you imagine the germs???
It's more of a novelty than for consumption since they have been
slapping each other and handling it with their after-school grubby hands.
It's also been licked by a little girl with orange hair a few times.
It is 3 pounds, 26 inches long, 5 inches around, and 4,000 calories.
Yes, I typed that right.
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