I would like to publicly thank my dog Jimmy for being a fantastic watch-dog while Mr. Nielson was gone. So here it goes,
Jimmy, even though the only sound that would awaken you from your deep slumbers (or at all for that matter) would be the sound of a wrapper, I felt safer with you around. Even though you ate all the used tampons out of the garbage can this morning, yes, I will still mug on you.
Lastly, I would like to express my deep and lasting love for you because you attacked that huge cockroach in the bathroom last night.
I don't mind you staring at me while I am using the toilet facility anymore because I know what you are really doing is protecting me from cockroaches.
I love you.