Friday, March 24, 2006

A note to the three of you... from a long lost sister

Dear Page,

I hope everything goes well with baby. Home birth is where it’s at. Keep your placenta; you can plant a tree in Vivian’s name using the placenta as fertilizer. I still have Oliver’s placenta, I haven’t found a good spot for a tree in NJ, so I brought it with me to AZ (don’t ask me how)

Dear Courtney,

Today Claire pretended she was you today. She had an invisible big guy. She said he was really tall. I hope you come to AZ for your spring break…that would be the MARSHON BRADY!! I need you to make me laugh and find some vegetarian beans at these here Mexican joints.

Dear Lucy,

While I am really glad you are coming home in June, I am really not. I have so much of your clothes and such and I am not prepared to bring back my loot. I really have enjoyed the beautiful coral necklace that cost more than my life, the darling Anthropologie skirts…what a minute, what am I saying? I hope you come home in a good mood, then you wont care-you will be really full of the spirit and materialistic matters will be nothing to you…right?