Wednesday, January 11, 2006

DO's and DON'Ts

Here it is folks, a (sample) list of my Do's and Don'ts.

Stephanie’s Do’s & Don’ts

DON’T buy more toys for your children.
DO buy books instead.

DON’T throw away children’s scribbles (drawings).
DO store them in old containers of oatmeal.

DON’T use deodorant
DO try rubbing alcohol instead (dab it on large cotton balls and apply…. I am being serious)

DON’T discard the idea of eating tofu
DO try it once… just to see what the fuss is about.

DON’T throw away broken pieces of glass
DO save broken pieces of glass to make a mosaic project

DON’T watch ‘A girl with a pearl earring’
DO read the book

DON’T eat white bread
DO eat whole wheat.

Just plain DONTS

-yell at your kids in public
-wear white pumps
-rent or buy a movie for your children without watching it first. (I learned this the hard way…I rented a hallmark’s version of snow white. Bad dreams for nights)
-wear pants that have anything large written across your butt
-wear flip flops to church (tacky)